Friday January 12

3:15 pm

India was Chester Lewis.

Q&A: How would you characterize your driving style? In a word, aggressive. Did you expect anything different? I told you I don’t like to waste time so I will get there as quickly as I can and get out of the car to try to spare as many volunteers as possible, but I never seem to be able to get where I am going before someone does volunteer. I just don’t like wasting time. I drive a manual transmission vehicle because if I am going to be forced to drive, I want to be a participant, and it requires a higher level of skill to drive. The rage likes shifting, what can I say. As long as you heed the move the fuck over rule, you will be just fine.

I did my due diligence on Kilo and I have to tell you, I thought the process had failed us. Kilo, on the surface, appeared to be a decent man. Appeared… I followed him and he has an unhealthy addiction to his cell phone that, thankfully, the rage and I know how to cure. I am not sure Kilo will like the process as much as we will. Kilo holds down a job in construction and looks to be a very hard worker. I found out the reason all the cars were in the driveway was because Kilo had family come from another country and he invited them to live with him until they get up on their own feet. Honorable. Kilo went out about 2 hours after getting home from his construction job so I figured up to no good right? Nope, Kilo works a second job as a security guard in the evening trying to make ends meet. Do I sense one getting away here? You know that would be devastating for the rage.

Then it happened. We were just about to cut the lines and let this boat float out to sea to live a long life when we saw Kilo making the moves on his brother’s wife in the backyard. Now it starts to make sense why a man would invite all these people to live in his home, he was two timing. The rage places a very high value on loyalty and honor and cheating on one’s spouse is a mortal sin as far as we are concerned. But it got better. Kilo’s wife came out of the house and saw he and her sister-in-law in a heated embrace and she came over and was giving Kilo the business when he hauled off and smacked his wife across the face sending her flailing into the grass at his feet. He then turned and walked away into the house. Your reservation has been confirmed sir, enjoy your stay.

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