Friday March 9

4:15 pm

 

I checked the cameras at Papa’s and for some strange reason, it looks like his parents are staying at his house now, wonder why? His parents sure seem to be pissed at him. I wonder if it is because after being forcefully evicted from the home they lived in for the last 27 years, Papa’s….Papa received an email explaining how his son has been stalking an innocent girl and that I run an anti-stalking campaign that has brought down all this fury onto Papa for his transgressions. While the Rage is quite a deterrent, there is no fury like a pissed off momma. Since Papa has his hands full for now, we get to focus all of our attention on Quebec.

 

There was just no use arguing, I sat back and let the Rage use his new whip. I wasn’t kidding, he is remarkable with that sucker. Every time it made the big Crack, he was giggling like crazy. He got so good at the end, he could make the crack at the same time Britney hit a big note. “You want to drive a Lamborghini, crack sip martini’s, crack look hot in a bikini CRACK!

 

With breaks, it took 17 hours for Quebec to be deported back to hell, Canada didn’t want him any longer. We now have a body to dispose of and one of the biggest douchebags ever created to still deal with, what to do, what to do…… I didn’t tell you earlier because I didn’t want you to stop reading but Kevin made me promise I wouldn’t kill Papa before he would agree to let me help. Do you see why his lady snapped him right up, quality guy all the way. No problem for us though.

 

An anonymous call was made to the officers who responded to the invisible snake call at Papa’s, not his biggest fans, and they were informed that someone walking their dog saw some blood on the back of his trunk in the driveway. Since they already had a dose of Papa and didn’t like him any better than we did, the officers responded enthusiastically. You won’t believe it, Papa actually had a body in the trunk of his car. They found a whip that had both his DNA and the dead body’s on it. We had pulled some hairs and latent prints while we were in Papa’s house so we made sure the officers had an air tight case. The officers looked as excited as the Rage when he gets a new hammer as they escorted Papa to the station to begin the end of his life in prison. I am not sure if we should give Papa’s parents back their house, they did spawn that turd. What do you my loyal readers think?

 

Don’t fuck with those that Simon cares about. New rule #1! Rule #2 is still move the fuck over, I suggest you don’t forget that one either…. Now I have to log back into my Amazon account and get a new whip. I might as well bite the bullet and sign up for the Prime, shipping is costing me a fortune replacing and adding toys for the Rage.

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