12:55 pm
I don’t understand why you would decide to lead a life of crime and then decide it is a good idea to have children. Leverage! Thank goodness, it makes my job easier.
I guess having 3 body guards might make someone feel secure. I wouldn’t count on it if you run afoul of the Rage, the more the bloodier. Our next guest is the field boss of the trafficking crew so the Rage was really looking forward to making his acquaintance. First things first. We took out the 2 exterior sentries with a tranq rifle, yep, got an upgrade. Way more distance. I picked the lock on the back of the house, no security system was active due to the body guards so no one to greet me. When guard #3 came on his rounds in the kitchen, I hit him with the stun gun. I brought some pharmaceuticals with me to ensure none of the beefalos would be bothering us. I found the man of the hour in his home office and shot him with the taser. I may have held the trigger a little longer than was required, I think he might have bit the end of his tongue off. Oops, my bad. I secured the biology experiment to his office chair and went to say hey to the Mrs. and his 6 year old daughter, the apple of his eye if all the photos in the house are to be trusted.
The soon to be widow field boss was a cool customer. After getting to hear her story, it came as no surprise. She was taken by the field boss when she was 15 and made his wife. She doesn’t get to leave the house very often and when she does, she is with the security team. She had no idea what field boss was up to, but she knew it couldn’t be good because he was a piece of shit basically. The only thing he cares about is their daughter. I told her what I planned to do and she was on board. Cool customer.
I went into the office and gently woke field boss….with a frying pan to the face. Nothing like kitchen utensils, I brought the rolling pin just in case I might need it… for his enema. I asked nicely the name of the leader of the family and details about their trafficking ring and field boss was reluctant to answer my questions. I don’t understand his hesitation so I let the Rage play with him for awhile. 3 fingers in and I knew he wouldn’t break soon and I wanted to speed things along. I brought his wife into the room, hands bound behind her, gag in her mouth. I asked again the information I needed and when I told him I was going to slit his wife’s throat he said to go ahead. So I did. He didn’t shed a tear and that pissed me off. I cut his pants off of him. The Rage loves the show Alaska the Last Frontier and we saw them neuter bulls with a small rubber band that is stretched over the bull’s testicles and it is so tight, they eventually fall off. I got the smallest rubber bands they make and showed the boss how the tool works. I don’t think he was impressed but he didn’t look like he was feeling too well either. Still nothing, so I played my last card.
When I came around the corner and into the office with his daughter, hands bound, gag in place, his eyes almost popped out of his head. I finally had his attention. I placed the knife at the base of her neck and pressed slightly. A trickle of blood ran down her beautiful neck and she was shaking and moaning through the gag. I finally saw a tear slide down his cheek, didn’t think the fucker possessed a human bone but who knows. I started counting down from 3 and by the time I got to 2, I had enough information to bring every one of these baby raping fuckers to their knees. The confession was recorded of course. When he was done sealing the end of the family’s fate, I woke up Mrs. Boss. You didn’t think I would kill the poor girl did you? I said I had props.
The knife I used on the Mrs. and her daughter has a fake blade that when depressed, releases fake blood. At the same time, I had a small needle on my thumb that can administer a small amount of anesthesia to simulate unconsciousness. The Mrs. actually heard all of the sordid details and she has readily agreed to testify as to what she knows and what she heard. We had told her daughter that we were going to play a trick on her daddy so she went along with the ploy as well. We practiced our act a couple of times and this girl has some chops. Hopefully getting her out of this life will give her a chance to find out.
It took an hour to get all hands on deck… get it? Don’t balk at my pun, there were 8 to cut off and those security guys have arms the size of small trees. Thankfully, I found an electric chainsaw in the boss’ garage. He didn’t seem to mind that I borrowed it….I don’t think. Who knows, he was unconscious when I left. I trussed up the rest of his team and after I left with the Mrs. and her daughter to drop them with the FBI, I let them know where the rest of the boss’ crew was. They get to have their turn as well.