Saturday March 31

3:45 pm

Britney, please forgive me, and I want to make it perfectly clear that it wasn’t the Rage, it was my fault. You know we love “Work Bitch” and have been working diligently to that saucy tune, but the Rage has been playing different tunes with his Pandora account and came across the song, “Animal I have Become” by Three Days Grace. “There’s still Rage inside”, how could I not give it some play time. We have re-joined the workforce, kind of. We have someone in our life now, I just needed a change. You will always be our favorite, please forgive.

Of course the reason I bring up the tune change is because we had a guest at Chateau De Simon. This particular ass zit is at the root of the problem we have been asked to solve. Greed reared its ugly head yet again and took a bite out of Tango #2. He was stealing from his own company and someone found out and used it against him to make him do even worse. His greed has opened this country up to a pretty significant threat. Money doesn’t do you much good when you’re dead, or in Tango 2’s case, wishing you were. I have to leave enough of him for my employers to interview, unfortunately, so we had to be more creative in gently coaxing information out of him. He isn’t the head Tango but he sure seemed willing to try to help us find who that is. I don’t know if it was because he broke a nail, or maybe that the Rage removed all of them, including his toenails, but he gave us what he could in the end. The problem is, he doesn’t know who is pulling his strings.

After we redistributed his wealth to several charities, I let the Rage use his vice to try and stop the bleeding from those fingers, they sure looked painful. Tango 2 may have a little difficulty committing anymore cyber crime now that his fingers are all flat though. What, we left them attached…..mostly…

I made the mistake of letting the Rage watch the show Forged in Fire. Now I have to build a damn forge… This weapon will kill! Doug Marcaida…

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