Thursday April 12

2:20 pm

We’re off again but we were able to do some more Ragesearch on Victor. This guy is about as much fun as a pimple on your taint. I followed him for quite some time the other day in my chase car and he was out teaching his lessons of ignorance to the driving masses. He was amply rewarded with the sounds of angry horns and one finger salutes showing Victor he was number one in everyone’s book. Problem is, being number one in the Rage’s book just means he turns his attention to you first. And so he did with Victor. Turns out he is no teacher afterall, he is a janitor at a local elementary school. That is the professional version of short man’s disease. No wonder he is out there being a dick, that is his version of bullying. Well, the Rage doesn’t like bullies, not one bit. After finding all that out, we sent him an email yesterday:

“Dear Victor,

I had the displeasure of meeting you the other day on the road. You were out there provoking other drivers trying to prove some type of point. Well, I have a point I will make if you continue to drive in this offensive manner, the choice is yours. You could just drive like a normal courteous person. Just a thought. Actions have consequences and I am pretty sure you don’t have any idea what that means but you soon will. The choice is yours.

Simon”

To Victor’s credit, he waited 3 hours before responding,

“Dear Simon,

I don’t know who you are and frankly I don’t care. I will do as I wish and there is nothing you can do about it.

Victor”

We tried!

Timing is everything. I followed Victor a few cars back waiting for an opportunity I knew his driving style would award, sooner rather than later. We just passed a police car and there was a car right behind Victor that he was “schooling” now. The other driver is obviously incensed, flashing lights and hitting his horn. I quickly dialled 911 and reported a driver, Victor’s car, tag, and physical description and that I saw him brandishing a handgun at the car behind him. I also gave the precise location.

17 seconds later I hear the siren and see the flashing blue lights approaching from behind me at a considerable speed. I pulled over, making sure the cameras were active because I am watching this later and maybe even considering a post on Snatchchat…only if there is bloodshed. We have to keep with the theme of the network.

The police car flys by Victor’s current victim and slides in front of Victor’s car. At the same time, 3 other police cars come flying in from what looked like every direction. Seconds later, guns were aimed at Victor’s head as he was dragged out of his car. Quite ungently I might add. Don’t you know it, they did end up finding a loaded, unregistered gun in Victor’s car. Along with a crack pipe. Guns and drugs don’t mix Victor. He gots lots of splainin to do…Consequences. Do you think he gets it now?

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