2:55 pm
Q&A: When did you kill your first person? Now you are asking some provocative questions. I can only say that my first kill was done in service to this great country of ours when I was in my early 20’s. I was trained by the best killers on the planet and am making good use of that education. At least that’s my opinion and I know the rage fully agrees.
In the end, November’s, we decided it just wasn’t worth the effort to have some fun and move his crappy mobile home so we followed November yesterday and he ended up at a bar. He was in there for a good 3 hours and when he came out of the bar stumbling ass drunk and got into his vehicle that pretty much did it for us. I pulled the transport around behind November and when he started to back out of his space, I tapped the rear of his car. He comes right out cursing and spitting all over the place so I walked up to him and said “I am really sorry, but you should pull your head out of your ass when you drive, you almost hit a crossing guard the other day”, the rage made the tsking sound and waved his index finger at November just like your mother used to do when she stuck her head in your messy room. Maybe it was the alcohol, maybe November is a couple slices short of a loaf but he just looked at me like I had a giant booger hanging out of my nose so I hit him with the cell phone stun gun since we were already up close and soon to get very personal. I really enjoy gadgets and that is one of the coolest ever.
Good news for November, he did get that upgrade to 19th class at the Chateau. He is currently not enjoying the amenities while we figure out the consequences to his actions. We can’t get the look of terror on the crossing guard’s face out of our mind when she thought November might hit one of her kids, she actually pulled 2 kids out of the way without regard for her own safety. If November had any resources we would have made sure he took care of her but we know he doesn’t so that’s why we keep our victim fund. Each of our volunteers has contributed in some way in case someone unfortunate enough crosses paths with one of these genital warts. She will be taken care of financially, and the rage sent her a dozen gourmet cupcakes as well. He’s a bit sentimental.
Kilo was Luis Garcia.