10:15 am
I would say Merry Christmas, but its not. 2 of the 3 people I planned on spending the holiday with are not here with me, but instead, they are in health care facilities fighting for their lives. No, the Grinch and I are going to see what we can do to wreck someone else’s Christmas and the Rage can think of no one more deserving than our new pal Adam. We found some interesting things while doing our due diligence on this butt sniffer. Adam has established solid residence on the naughty list. He has prior arrests for solicitation of prostitution, both were underage, drunk and disorderly, assault, and petty theft. He has had no arrests for the last 3 years though. Rehabilitated you ask? Nope, he just got better at not getting caught. There are 2 open active investigations for transporting stolen goods that I came across where Adam is a primary suspect, they just don’t have enough evidence at this point to file the charges. Let’s see if we can help.
I immediately suspected that the outfit he is driving for might be complicit to his criminal activities, but after careful scrutiny, they are an above board company who just happened to hire the wrong guy. If Adam is caught during the commission of a felony while in one of the company’s trucks, they stand to lose a great deal, maybe even their company. Adam isn’t just being a dick on the highway, he is playing with other people’s livelihoods and they aren’t his to gamble with. Thankfully, he has no pets or family so what could be a better welcome back to the ring. The Rage has experience with new power tools after all of the remodeling work he has been doing and wants to see if there are “other” uses for his new tools. He is particularly fond of the router and he has become quite proficient with the scroll saw as well. I don’t know if Adam will share the same appreciation for his skills or not, but the Rage never was one who cared much about what others think. What they sound like when they scream though, is an entirely different story.
We are going to have to put in some more time unraveling this web of dickery, there are other players and since the Rage is back out of retirement, he might as well make it a team sport. I’m going to spend some time with my unconscious lady so it would be a good idea to give yourself a Christmas present and stay home. You might just see the new year if you do.