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Q&A: I get lots of variations of this question which basically asks how I can show love one minute and then sadistically torture someone the next. I would have to say sadistic is a bit of a stretch, but I do enjoy, somewhat, repaying the sins of the sinner back to him….or her. I believe every human is capable of the entire spectrum from compassion to sadism, it’s just that most people tend to settle somewhere in the middle and stay there. The Rage is a renaissance man and likes to experience all that life has to offer so he tends to online skate on that fine line depending on the situation. When we are with our family, he is the definition of love and protection. When he is with someone that has brought only pain and suffering into the world, he is doing jumping jacks on the other end of that spectrum. Show me a parent who lost a child to one of these guests and I will show you exactly how far down that spectrum they are willing to travel. Our goal is to make sure those good people don’t need to make that journey, we are willing to take it and all that pain for them. More accurately, the guest takes that pain for them, we just make it happen.
You know that was a perfect segway into the demise of Chester the molester. You will be happy to know that he was able to experience all of the pain and terror that he willingly doled out to those innocent children, the ones he was not only paid to protect, but swore an oath to do so. Our fondest hope is that someone who may have the same proclivities as Chester will read this and think that there is a possibility it could happen to them and they choose to live a different life. If not, they will enjoy the most painful death the Rage can imagine. In Chester’s case, that involved training D on the proper technique and use of the Chinese throwing star. You might think that they are an obsolete weapon in the day of modern weapons and warfare, but we are not looking to eliminate only, we are hoping to make the journey memorable and to share it so hopefully someone can learn from it. I think Chester may have had ADD because he didn’t seem to understand the lesson, at least for the first 25 throws. The stars were effective though, placed perfectly, they can elicit the right amount of discomfort. D’s arm eventually grew tired and were were just contacted to continue our consulting work so we needed to move this along. Scroll saw time. It helped with the disposal phase as well, lighted the load to the incinerator. Hasta la vista molester, we sure hope you enjoy an eternity of ass rape in hell.
It’s important to enjoy your work and David is going to be a fun guy to get to know. I am sure you all know that People magazine has a yearly feature for the sexiest man/woman alive. The Rage is pissed that he still hasn’t won yet. The things I have to deal with. Anyway, if we were publishing our magazine, Greed monthly, David would be our choice for the yearly award, maybe even the greediest of the decade. David fits our normal dickhole profile of someone in a position of great power who uses that power not to ensure the safety of those who put him into that role, but for his own personal gain. David is taking money for using his court to help a criminal enterprise continue to ruin lives. Sounds like our kind of party. The kicker is that no one can know we were involved, it has to appear that David dies of natural causes. You might think that would take away some of the Rage’s fun but you would be underestimating him. There are lots of natural causes of death that are extremely painful. Stay tuned and remember, the use of a cell phone during the commission of a Rage worthy driving maneuver doubles the time spent in the punishment phase. I bring that up because I saw another brain donor driving with his knees while texting. We had somewhere to be or another name off our new list would have been given. I am sure that soon enough, we will have our vacancy filled at the farm.