Tuesday January 23

2:35 pm

Happy birthday Mom, I love you. Yes, Simon has love too, not just the rage. Although, the rage does rent space….

Here I was, feeling the love as it’s my mom’s birthday, the rage is happy because as we have previously established, the rage loves his momma….

Then November came along and fucked it up! I was on my way to the bakery to buy the rage a cupcake to celebrate the day and November had to pull right out in front of us, not the best decision he ever made. Then, to compound the error, he proceeds at 5 UNDER the speed limit. The rage had already forgotten about love and cupcakes and was now plotting the painful end of November when the soon to be worm food stepped up his game. The dick licker can’t maintain the speed limit in a 35 mph zone, but he had no problem speeding through a school zone, almost clipped the poor crossing guard. The rage’s mom was a crossing guard when we were younger….

It was soon apparent why he almost hit the crossing guard, Yep, on the cell phone. The rage is now doing his happy dance as we follow November to see where he will spend the last day of his life. His car was a complete pile so I should have guessed where we were heading. We went through the crappy part of town and then on to the less desirable section that November lives in. He lives in a rundown mobile home, not even a double wide. I took some photos and after studying the mobile home I think I can actually make it mobile. This could be fun.

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