11:55 am
The more our project progresses, the more our central hypothesis is proven, these people really live like they drive. After some in depth investigation into what makes up the almost former India, I found out that this douche nozzle works for Sprint. That is unfortunate for old India because that just upped the ante so to speak. The last time I spoke with Kevin, he told me a tale of his last interaction with the not so good people of Sprint and if you thought the rage disliked the new colonel, that is nothing compared to his thorough disdain for these fuckers. No one messes with Kevin, no one! They tricked him into getting one of those tablets when he got a new cell phone and a month later, his bill came and it was almost double what it was prior. He tried returning said device , which they claimed was “free” and they wouldn’t accept it back because it was after their 14 day return policy. Who in this day and age has a 14 day return policy?? Do you think that shit would fly at Wal Mart, there would be anarchy. While the tablet itself was free, what they didn’t properly explain to Kevin was that they were charging him for a cellular plan for the tablet that was almost as much as the cell phone bill. Kevin is on a very tight budget and it is really a financial strain on him. Thankfully, Kevin is a friend of ours and we take care of our own. Kevin now has a nice credit on his account and Sprint just donated a million dollars to the families of the 11 victims of the child killer. We might make a road trip to Overland Park, KS, that would be unfortunate….for Sprint.
India has no wife or kids but he does have 2 convictions for reckless driving over the past 5 years and 3 speeding tickets. Not a one-off is he! Just for shits and giggles, we followed him one more time, just to see. We saw him talk on his cell without a hands free, he flipped off 2 other motorists and when someone pulled in front of him EXACTLY like he did with me, he sped around the car and started brake checking the other driver. Really.
While I was smiling at all of the fun we are going to have with India, I saw a sign for a place offering acupuncture and an idea was born. The rage is excited….