Saturday December 29, 2018

11:45 am

I guess I need to get back to the Q&A because the questions are flying at me at light speed, predominantly about the baby. No, we haven’t named her yet because the other half of we is not conscious to take part in that process and until she is, the baby shall remain anonymous. Thank you for your concern, she is doing better every day.

You know who is not doing better every day, Adam and the Benjamin stooges. I have spent most of my time working with the remaining stooges and darn if they aren’t stubborn. I had to get more creative. I thought my usual regime of taking out the Rage’s aggressions on someone else for the stooges’ failure to cooperate would work, but these boys are well trained. We will be putting that stoicism to the test though. I have D doing some field work now and once he returns, we will be putting together a nice audio visual presentation for our guests. I’m pretty sure they will love it, who doesn’t love watching family movies…. Unless they show your loved ones in extreme pain and duress. Hey, “you can’t always get what you want”, can you Mick?  

You know who does think they can get what they want, Adam. The problem is that what Adam wants, doesn’t belong to him. Nor does it belong to the other 3 people in Adam’s team of misfits. They are creative though, I will give them that. So here’s their MO:

They have a very fetching young lady, let’s call her Eve…. If you don’t get the reference, please find a hammer and begin banging it against your head until I tell you to stop. Eve is the diversion. When a driver of one of their target trucks stops at a truck stop, Eve steps in and does her thing. I watched her with 2 different targets and she had them both wrapped around her finger for as long as she wanted them.

While the driver is occupied, the other 3 get to work. Adam brings his truck up close to the target and in very short order they compromise the locks and start offloading. I am sure they are doing some research on their targets because they are extremely efficient. Neither theft took longer than 8 minutes. The goods were small enough they could move them from truck to truck manually. Both were done at night when activity was the least in the lot. They replaced the lock and I am sure no one’s the wiser until the truck gets to its final destination and they find out their key doesn’t fit the lock on the trailer.

Adam continues out of the lot on his normal route and along the way, he stops at the predetermined location to offload the goods. Since I was already in the area and had nothing to do, I took a minute to go check out their warehouse and see what it is they are stealing. High end electronics and phones, smartwatches, wireless speakers, all kinds of gadgets that can be quickly converted to cash domestically and if they take the time to export them out of the country, about 10 times the value. Not a bad little enterprise for about an hour’s worth of work for each theft. It was a nice little plan until we came along. It just wouldn’t be right to break up the family so I will have to get D and we will have some family therapy for this group. I’m pretty sure the FBI might want to rap a little with them as well considering this enterprise is crossing state lines. I’m not sure the group will dig their new popularity. I just checked with the Rage and he said “fuck them in the ear hole.” There you have it, he doesn’t sound concerned.

First things first, we need the space in the guest suite so we need to get some results out of the stooges and deal with them. On one hand, I understand their dedication and it’s very easy to understand the “follow orders no matter what” mentality. They quite literally beat the concept into you during your training in the military. What I don’t get is when these highly functioning soldiers fail to exercise even the smallest amount of free thought and think, “Hey, maybe trying to murder Americans in their own home might be something not entirely on the up and up.” Just skip right over due process and the Bill of Rights. Every decision has consequences and they should have seen the eventual consequences of their actions. Can you imagine what the Rage has in store for the person(s) who sent these men to our doorstep? I can!!!!

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