2:15 pm
Q&A: Do you hunt? Interesting question and I do hunt, but probably not the same hunting you are thinking about. I love the outdoors, the fresh air and isolation of the woods. I enjoy the stalking and being able to get close enough to an animal that is also a hunter. The difference is that when I get that animal lined up in my sights, it is the sight of my camera. I would never kill a defenseless animal but I have some amazing photos of all kinds of animals. Some I have even had published so there is another way you can try to find Simon. I also hunt humans, case in point, Kilo.
I met this mattress stain while I was entering the interstate on the on ramp. Now, most people understand that the on ramp is there to allow the entering vehicles to increase their speed enough that they can safely merge onto the interstate where the other cars are going 65 mph, or more than likely, faster. Kilo didn’t get this memo, likely because he was on his cell phone while he was actually slowing down at the end of the on ramp. Cell phone use in the commission of a fuck up increases the consequences phase as you all know, and if that wasn’t enough to grant Kilo his reservation on my table, he was a constant braker. You know the type, can’t figure out how to maintain speed with the other drivers so he is tapping his brakes every other second…. on the interstate. Yep, he will be a guest. When the rage sees all that red, it gives him ideas. You should remember that!
We followed Kilo until he took his exit. At the bottom of the exit the light was red so we came to a stop, Kilo first car in line, me right on that ass. The light turns green and you know what Kilo did…nothing, he was still talking on the damn cell phone. I gave him a pleasant little beep and you will never in a million years guess what he did, he actually stuck his middle finger in the air in an offensive manner in my direction. I was shocked by the audacity, but the rage was giggling like a schoolgirl. I have often told you how important it is to enjoy your work and it doesn’t take much to appease the rage. He was already queuing up Britney while we followed Kilo for another 10 minutes before he pulled into the driveway of a modest looking rancher in a busted looking part of town. There were 6 other vehicles in and around the house so we thought they were throwing a party or something. We pulled up across the street and watched Kilo get out of the car, still on the cell phone which the rage now has an idea where the cell phone will end up and it will not be comfortable in any way shape or form for Kilo. Our first Latino, nice. I will remind our readers again, the rage does not discriminate over sex, race, religion or sexual preference, if you drive like a dick, consequences will be forthcoming. After making sure we had enough good video, we headed out and back to the ops center to start our research on Kilo.