4:55 pm
Happy New Year! Let’s make sure and keep it happy by staying out of the left lane shall we… Speaking of being happy, the Rage is absolutely giddy. We finally have an ID on our mystery man, Benjamin. The Rage is going to make his New Year’s resolution to bring as much pain and anguish to Benjamin’s doorstep as he possibly can and I am sure you know by now, the dude has some resources. While we are sure Benjamin knows the game is afoot, he did lose 20 of his highly skilled operatives, we want to make sure. That and we had 11 stooges to deal with. Do you know what covert agencies hate the most? Publicity, transparency, the public knowing exactly what their own government is doing, purportedly, for our benefit. I sent a nice package to every major news outlet with dossiers on each stooge, complete with full military record, records showing their deaths, and photos with each man with today’s newspaper. I let the agencies know that the men would be delivered into FBI custody and loaded them into a van, drove to the FBI and parked it out front and called them to let them know they had a gift out front. Now we plan our introduction to Benjamin.
But first, we need to attend to Adam, Eve, and their gang of thieves. The Rage remembered, quite unfondly, Adam being a dick on the road and he would like to go meet him in person. Who am I to say no to him, he’s been on his best behavior, considering. The only reason I was able to keep him from ripping the stooges limb from limb was because we finally got to hold our daughter the other day. It was the most incredible feeling I have ever experienced. I thought the love I felt for my lady was overwhelming, one look into my daughter’s eyes and I knew right then and there that there is no force in the universe that could stop us from protecting her and I pity, I mean genuinely pity, any fool that would attempt to bring harm to her….
This brings us full circle in our project. We started because we were trying to make the world a better place. Well, that mission just got expanded exponentially. Do you think I am going to take the chance that someone out there is going to hurt my daughter because they are driving like a dickhole? All indications point to Fuck No! Please, I’m begging you, heed the rules. I’ve said it before and it bears repeating, if you are traveling in the left lane and the road in front of you is empty and your rearview mirror is full, you are running the very real risk of having a red hot poker shoved up your ass.
It’s time for a night Op, it’s been awhile and the Rage is ready to get cracking.