10:30 am Gordon Peterson. So you would think Charlie might get a clue that he stepped into the hornet’s nest but bless his ignorant belligerent ass, he replied to my artwork involving his wife as follows: “I will fucking kill you muther fucker (his spelling), bring it on.” Ok then, bringing it on. I picked

8:45 pm   I have been busy with our latest acquisition. Charlie has a lovely wife and 2 sons, 11 and 14. They have a yellow lab and thankfully, webcams. You know I love me some webcams. This one is going to take some finesse, with the wife and kids involved. I want to surgically

3:45 pm   I met Charlie today. I hope that by now I have established the very simple concept that the Rules are basic courtesy and simple good manners. There’s no secret code, just don’t be a dick, that should be perfectly clear and easily understandable, unless you are Charlie. Our next contestant comes to

11:15 am I can’t go into too many details about body disposal but let’s just say I used nature to recycle, ever the environmental crusader. Actually, it is the best form of countermeasure and the only sure way to make sure Bravo doesn’t surface anywhere on the planet again. I waited for the remorse, the

8:45 pm   Luckily for me, not so much for him, Bravo drives a Jeep Wrangler which doesn’t have hood locks so I was able to loosen one of his battery cables. I parked my transport next to his vehicle and waited around the back of the parking lot behind his work to await my

1:45 pm I spent the day yesterday following Bravo to get an idea of his movements and build his dossier. I now have a work address, I have identified at least one girl that might be a love interest, and I installed a GPS tracker on his car. What, this is my game, my rules,

11:30 am   After stopping off to buy a cute little stuffed animal and a red rose, I headed over to Alpha’s house. Physical contact ups the risk in our game significantly, but I have planned for that as well. Wearing gloves is not really an option because it is warm out and it would

3:30 pm   I just met Bravo. I told you I don’t go out looking for candidates, they volunteer. I was on the highway, remember rule #1? Sure enough, I am in the left lane approaching a late model 4 door sedan who is traveling at least 5 mph under the posted speed limit. I

10:30 pm I received a reply on my email to Alpha: “Who are you and what do you want?” I think we should share what we want and I am going to make a very emphatic point so I loaded two of the three photos, baby Alpha at school and Alpha at lunch. I am

10:15 am Hi there, sorry I didn’t post yesterday but trash day kept me up later than normal. Anyway, we are ready to engage Alpha. I uploaded one of the photos I took of Alpha on day 1 and emailed it to her with a subject line: Consequences and I signed it: Simon. Of course